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HR: Why did you leave your previous job? Interviewee: The company relocated and didn't give me its new address. HR: What's your strategy to avoid blunders at work? Interviewee: It's simple. Never do work when at work! HR: The starting package is $500, but later it may go up to $1500. Interviewee: Ok, then I will come later.
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Joke #3 An honest lawyer. On a beautiful sunny day, all HR staff had a meeting and they planned to hire a lawyer for the company. They met and the interview began. The first question the HR personnel asked is, "We worked with integrity and honesty is our best motto. Would you consider yourself as an honest lawyer?".
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Guy: Whoa! How did you know that? HR: Why are you here? Interviewee: You asked me to come in for an interview! HR: No, I mean, why do you want to interview for this job? Interviewee: To get hired for this job. HR: I mean, what makes you interested in this job? Interviewee: Oh, my parents asked me to get a job. HR: Thank you for your time.
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2 comments 👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes 📅︎ May 07 2021 🚨︎ I tried gluing my company's HR policies to myself, but they wouldn't stick. I guess the rules don't apply to me. 👍︎ 💬︎ 👤︎ u/shercroft 📅︎ 🚨︎ One of these days HR is gonna get called. Talking amongst the office about current events and the Matt Gaetz scandal came up.
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Human Resources. Did you hear about the other company's HR who took the top 20 application folders from the pile and threw it in the trash? Those people have bad luck. They don't want people with bad luck. HR: This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential. Employee: Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it.
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So here are 15 funny human resources quotes to brighten your day. Enjoy! 15 Funny HR quotes (from actors, authors, presidents & more) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey, American Actor
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Human Resources An HR manager was knocked down (tragically) by a bus and was killed. Her soul arrived at the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter welcomed her. "Before you get settled in" he said, "We have a little problem…you see, we've never had a HR manager make it this far before and we're not really sure what to do wi. upvote downvote report
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HR: Late Again! Me: Yes, it makes the day seem shorter! HR: How do you expect such high pay, when you don't have any experience for this position? Me: Well you see, job turns much harder when you.
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When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise. A human resource person was quizzing a new employee on the company's safety manual. "And what steps do you take in case of a fire?" she asked. The new employee replied, "Quick ones.". Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week.
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The 29+ Best Human Resource Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑ Human Resource Jokes Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "and what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
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6. Employee wellne$$, peeps! 👀. Providing employee benefits is the responsibility of the HR team. It would be fantastic if you could convince your HR team that in-office spas are great for everyone. You might want to be a little nicer to your HR executives to get what you want. 7.
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From the absurdities of HR policies to the never-ending avalanche of paperwork, there's plenty to joke about when it comes to human resources. So whether you're an HR professional yourself or just looking to take the edge off a tough day at work, enjoy a good laugh with these jokes about HR. Jokes about hiring
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Recruitment joke #1 I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Then I tried working at Nike and just couldn't do it anymore. Finally, I became a maze designer. Now I get completely lost in my work. Recruitment joke #2 Why did the elephant got rejected for a job? His qualifications were completely irrelephant.